Karma is pure evil!!
today i was talking with my friend Brent about how our two friends (Caya and Josh) should start dating. he says that we should pay josh to go out with her, and i completly disagreed and walked away. Later in english i was finishing my work when a guy named Winter taps on my arm to get my attention. He told me that he would pay 20 bucks if i went out with "that guy" and points at, who else, Brent. I was laughing so hard i almost peed my pants!

okay time for more MLIA

Today, I was discussing my favorite snack, hot carrots, with my husband. I told him, "I like them when they're soft and floppy," at which he immediately started giggling. I smiled, thinking he was going to say, "That's what she said!" when he turned to me and seriously stated, "She would never say that." MLIA

Lately, due health issues I've had to change my diet and almost completely cut out meat. As I was eating my salad at work I started fantasizing about meat so I drew a heart pierced with a slice of bacon on one of the dry erase boards around the office. The next day while I was putting my lunch of mixed fruits in the break room fridge I noticed a pound of bacon with my name on it. Thank you mystery butcher. I will enjoy my bacon, slowly. MLIA

Today, during a test I did not know the answer to a question. Instead of guessing I drew an epic battle between pirates and ningas. Guess who got extra credit? No, not me. I just got a question mark. MLIA.